An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts, reports Ananova:
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
It’s as accurate as astrology? Wow! It’s completely useless then. Still, in the spirit of keeping an open mind, I’m willing to assist in any additional research. I don’t claim to be an expert but I’m willing to learn on the job.
Here’s an idea. Perhaps Lorenzoni could team up with Jackie Stallone – she can tell your fortune by looking at your other end. Sounds like an interesting scam. I think I’ll get into this business. Sign up for Skeptico’s T&A readings – “I’m not a psychic but I’ll have a look”. Hey, at least I’m honest.
I’ve just realized Stallone doesn’t practice astrology she practices asstrology. If she only looks at one cheek, is that half-asstrology? Oh wait, all astrology's like that.
"I love love in all its variations, but can be very religious, and am known to have affairs."