Jesus Christ on a tortilla! The faithful are flocking to a salt stain on a Chicago underpass that they say is a miraculous image of the Virgin Mary. Wow, I’m convinced. “This will help someone have faith” says one creduloid. Listen lady, if you believe this image is a miracle you don’t need help with your faith, you need help. I guess these people don’t know how to say pareidolia. (Actually, I don’t know how to say pareidolia. No one does.)
I’m not sure about this image though. I originally thought it looked more like a giant upright lizard. Perhaps it’s a message from David Icke.
But when I looked at the stain from a different angle, the real image was revealed. It’s Keith Richards:
Right: The Virgin Mary
61 years old and he’s touring with the Rolling Stones. Hey, he’s still alive – if that isn’t a miracle I don’t know what is. Hallelujah, we’re saved.