RFK Jr. gets the RFK Jr. treatment

I refer to my piece on Monday: Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s completely dishonest thimerosal article.

Remember how Kennedy’s article starts off with emotive language – the meeting is at an “isolated” conference center “nestled in wooded farmland… to ensure complete secrecy”, etc.?

Well, according to MSNBC News, Cult News and others, earlier this year Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at the headquarters of the Ramtha School of Enlightenment – that’s the cult of the 35,000 warrior chief channeled by Judy Z. Knight. (I wrote about this group in my review of the film What The (Bleep) Do We Know!? (sic).)

Kennedy spoke at Ramtha? Hum. If I take the information on Kennedy’s talk to Ramtha and give it the same treatment as Kennedy does in the first paragraph of his article, I could write something that starts:

In March 2005, a restricted audience composed only of Ramtha’s current students, gathered for a meeting with Robert F. Kennedy Junior at the isolated Ramtha compound in Yelm, WA.  Convened by a 35,000 year old warrior spirit from Atlantis, the meeting was held at JZ Knight’s ranch, a place of special beauty nestled in deep serenity at the foothills of Mount Rainier, to ensure complete secrecy.

Sounds suspicious, doncha think? Perhaps I’ll write an article for Salon and Rolling Stone. All I need is a long boring transcript of the meeting that no one will read and I’m off to the races. Anyone?

Comments

[Orac]

Bwahahahahahaha!

I like it.

[Rockstar]

I don't know what I'd do without you guys...

/means Skeptico and Orac
//Randi's OK too

[Niket]

Although, this one won't be an inaccurate description.

[Ali]

Brilliant! Hahaha..

[anonymatsui]

Don't wait for the transcript, just say you channeled a spirit who was there at the secreted hiding place at the base of Mt Rainier, etc. Has anyone contacted Bobby Kennedy Sr. about this? (: