The headline is a quote from The Two Percent Company’s latest rant on the streaky-haired one’s recent drivel-puff interview with msnbc. Yes, just when you thought Dubois couldn’t be more vacuous or scummy she proves us wrong by preying on the sad Natalee Holloway disappearance in Aruba. Allison assures creduloid news-hack Rita Cosby that “you have the right suspects. They‘re completely guilty”, referring to the suspects the local police have questioned. Allison says she knows they are guilty because “I always did see them near the water with her”. The Two Percent Company nail this one to the bullshit board with nine inch steel ones:
She sees them near the water? Yeah, it was all over the news that they went to the beach the night Natalee disappeared. Not to mention which: Aruba is an island. Wow. We have to say, seeing Allison stoop so low brought a smile to our faces.
The rest of her interview with Rita is equally vacuous. She fails to provide a single specific detail of the case while at the same time warning people not to utilize psychics who are unable to reveal specific details of a crime. This apparent juggling act aside, Allison basically just parrots some news items and generally well-known speculations to fill out the rest of the interview. Truly sad for a diva of Allison's caliber.
Read the rest of their article: it’s fine and pithy.
As for Allison: a transparent case of playing the odds. The suspects the police clearly believe were involved are “completely guilty”. Good call! And something happened “near the water”. Wow! On a small island devoted to beach vacations. How does she do it? What a wonderful person she is. And what a dumbass Rita Cosby and all the other so-called journalists are for letting her get away with this drivel.
Of course, inquiring minds could Email Rita and ask her why she gives this obvious nonsense such credence. Not that I would encourage that kind of thing. Oh no.
Allison must have “tapped” my head