Comments on 11th Annual Pigasus AwardsTypePad2007-04-07T18:13:21ZSkepticohttps://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/tag:typepad.com,2003:https://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2007/04/pigasus_awards/comments/atom.xml/Theriomorph commented on '11th Annual Pigasus Awards'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451df0c69e200d8352aa50469e22007-04-10T15:36:36Z2008-01-25T00:00:56ZTheriomorphhttp://profile.typekey.com/Theriomorph/Oh, let's give the Secretard award directly to Joe Vitale next year. Oprah's got enough attention. She could have the...<p>Oh, let's give the Secretard award directly to Joe Vitale next year. Oprah's got enough attention. She could have the Exploitometer Award, though.</p>Yojimbo commented on '11th Annual Pigasus Awards'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451df0c69e200d834f4f7bd53ef2007-04-09T19:29:22Z2007-08-22T11:31:15ZYojimboConcerning Bob Park's comments on the Templeton Foundation, I believe the internationally recognized unit of prayer is the "pastor", which...<p>Concerning Bob Park's comments on the Templeton Foundation, I believe the internationally recognized unit of prayer is the "pastor", which is defined as the power output of one local pastor or priest for one minute. </p>
<p>As to relative power, the output varies in direct proportion to the holiness of the pray-er. Pat Robertson has been known to show a peak output as high as nine kilopastors, while the Vatican consistently registers in the low megapastor range. This can be confirmed with a hand-held pastorimeter, though more accurate results can be achieved using computer-aided pastorimetry.</p>dzd commented on '11th Annual Pigasus Awards'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451df0c69e200d8352a3dec69e22007-04-09T13:19:46Z2007-08-22T07:19:38ZdzdWell, I suppose we can rest assured in the knowledge that Oprah has the #3 award locked down for next...<p>Well, I suppose we can rest assured in the knowledge that Oprah has the #3 award locked down for next year.</p>
<p>Unless something even <i>dumber</i> than the Secret hits this year. Oh, the hurting.</p>