
Several friends of mine are getting terribly excited
about a new crop circle formation in England (shown above) that apparently
couldn’t possibly have been produced by human hoaxers. You can read the details and eye witness
reports online. Part
One gives the meat of the claims regarding this new circle while Part
Two focuses on the rather hysterical claims of “black helicopters” seen
over the circles a few days later. I’m
going to focus on the part one commentary, as this is the only section that
contains any actual evidence (and I’m being generous) about the formation of
these circles.
This New Circle
From the above link, this is what we know happened:
Several crop circle enthusiasts went to Knap Hill
in England to do a “night watch” – ie look out for crop circles being
formed.
They had a number of cameras, including some they
claim were “light sensitive” (aren’t all cameras “light sensitive”?), and one
they claim was infra-red.
No record is given of what time they got there, but
the following picture was taken with the “light sensitive” camera at 1:35
am.
Nothing can be seen in this “light sensitive”
picture. Nothing. And by that I mean there is no way to tell if
there is a circle there already or not, or if people are there or not. (Note:
this picture is not a joke. It is the
actual picture published on the website I linked, that supposedly proves there
was no circle in the field at 1:35am. Seriously.)
There is no record of anything that might have
taken place in the field before this 1:35am totally black photo.
There is no record of anything photographed with
the infra-red camera, at any time.
At 3:08 am (approximately 90 minutes after the completely
black photo), there is a big flash – presumably lightning.
There is no evidence at all that the lightning
flash had anything to do with producing the circle.
At shortly some time after 3:20am the above photo was taken,
showing an outline of the circle formation in the field. There is no similar
photo taken earlier without the circle formation – just the totally black
picture. Consequently we have no idea
when this circle was produced, other than that (presumably) it was produced
since sunset the previous day. Consequently we have no accurate idea of how long it took – and we
certainly can’t conclude it was produced in under 90 minutes.
That’s it. That is the “incredible” information I was sent. Pretty underwhelming.
Further Nonsense
I want to highlight two other nonsensical claims
made for this circle. The first is this:
[The
crop stems] were just gently bent and people who have been doing crop circle
research over the years, they have found this is how it usually is in genuine
formations – that the stems are not broken.
They are referring to the pseudoscientific work of
W.C Levengood (he’s the “L” in the crop circle research group BLT), who claims that only the stalks in
“genuine” circles (ie those not produced by human hoaxers) show “abnormalities” not present
in those produced by humans. How does he
know which stalks come from “genuine” circles? Because they are the ones with the abnormalities only found in genuine
circles. How does he know the
abnormalities are only found in genuine circles? Because only genuine circles have the
anomalies. How does he know….. er, you
get the picture. Classic circular
reasoning. (Make your own jokes.) For
more, read Joe Nickell on problems with Levengood's Crop-Circle
Plant Research.
The second nonsensical claim is this:
The
East Field is not a totally flat pancake field. It actually curves up and down.
When you look at the formation from up above from an aerial photo, you see that
the circles are absolutely 100% correct circles. To make circles look 100% from
the air in a field that has up and down hills, you cannot create 100% perfect
circles on the ground. You have to create ovals. And that’s the case here. All
the circles that are lying on a hill more than flat surface, they are ovals. To
construct 100% correct oval in total darkness – everything you do is extremely
difficult because you can’t see anything.
Really? From
an aerial photo, “you see that the circles are absolutely 100% correct circles”? Really? Well I took the “aerial photo” from the website and cropped one of the
bigger circles to a rectangular shape and got this:
Note: it’s rectangular. I’m pretty sure an “absolutely 100% correct
circle” would be cropped by a perfect square, not a rectangle. Take a ruler and measure the sides of the
rectangle above if you don’t believe me – it contains nowhere near a perfect
circle. Of course the believers might
state that this picture isn’t directly above the circle and so wouldn’t show a
perfect circle, but that’s not really my fault is it? If they’re claiming it’s a perfect circle from
the air it’s really up to them to show an aerial photo that demonstrates a
perfect circle. In reality, the field
(as you can see from the early morning picture above) is close enough to flat
that I doubt it makes any difference.
Flawed Logic
Crop circle believers the world over are all making
the same logical mistake when they claim circles were not produced by
humans. The logical fallacy can be
demonstrated by this quote:
Under
those dark conditions, I would consider that impossible and everyone I have
spoken to among the researchers down here and also civil engineers who are used
to land surveys – they say that to do that under those conditions and also
within that limited time frame (90 minutes), they regard it as absolutely
impossible for humans to do.
Here is the anatomy of their argument. The believers don’t
know how this circle was made in the time, and so they draw the conclusion it couldn’t possibly have been made by humans. The flaw in this way of thinking is this – you can’t draw any conclusion from a lack
of knowledge. All we know is that
these believers can’t figure out how it was done. But we can’t conclude from that that no one
could have figured it out and done it. It’s the old Argument From Ignorance
fallacy - the same fallacy employed by Intelligent
Design proponents who claim something is too “irreducibly complex” to have
evolved. But just because they can’t
figure out how it evolved doesn’t
mean it didn’t evolve. I’m sure some
people do “regard it as absolutely impossible for humans” to have made this
circle, but that doesn’t mean it is impossible for humans to have made it.
Here’s the thing: if you want to show that
something other than humans produced these circles, you have to actually show
some evidence that something other than humans actually produced these
circles. It’s a pretty simple
concept. Of course, for the believers to
be able to do this they have to (1) have some idea (or hypothesis) of what
produced them and how, and (2) find a way to falsify this hypothesis – test it
in such a way that if their hypothesis is false it would fail the test. That’s how real science is done. Until they do that they’re just humans who
aren’t smart enough to figure out what a different group of humans have
actually done. And that’s true whether
this circle was really made in 90 minutes, or not.
I’ve about done with this subject, but I wanted to
quote the opinions of one of the credulous people interviewed in the report, to
give you an idea of the mindset of these people and the beliefs that continue
to fuel this crop circle nonsense:
I
think there are other intelligences in this universe visiting and monitoring
us. And I have a very strong feeling that our governments know a lot more about
this than they will tell us. So, I think it is either something projected on
the ground from an alien source. Or it is projected on the ground from an
inter-dimensional source that we are not able to perceive with our senses. But
definitely, this source has decided to present itself in a way that is so
beautiful and that is not hostile that creates the most thrilling feelings
within us and invite us to explore the unknown and invite us to start
discussions about realities, consciousness … and it is an invitation to start
growing as people again because we have for so long been stuck in our
materialistic world view and it’s probably time to take the next step in the
evolution of humankind. That’s my opinion.
This is what he’s saying. There are super intelligent aliens telling us
we need to “grow” in unspecified ways and for unspecified reasons. Also, we need to abandon our “materialistic world view” (for no logical reason I can
ascertain) and “evolve” to
some unspecified higher level (although this is not how evolution works). Everything is being covered up by the
government. And all this is being
revealed in a way that only these crop circle believers (and the government, presumably)
can understand. I hope that isn’t what
is happening, because if it is, these aliens aren’t nearly as smart as people
think.
Some references
CSI Special Report by
Joe Nickel
Crop
Circle Confession in Scientific American
Levengood's Crop-Circle
Plant Research by Joe Nickel
CircleMakers
– the website of some of England’s actual crop circle makers – and they’re not
aliens (as far as I know).
Note:
photographs shown above are by Winston Keech and Lucy Pringle.
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