…Then hop over the bar and get me a drink.
A frog that constantly changes color is being worshipped as a god in India:
Hundreds of people are flocking to Reji Kumar’s home in India daily to pray and ask for miracles.
The frog was a dazzling white colour when Reji, who is from Thiruvananthapuram, the capital of Kerala, in south India, first spotted it.
Then it changed to yellow and had gone grey by the time he got it home.
“By night the frog was dark yellow, and then it became transparent so you could see its internal organs," Reji, a life worker, reportedly said.
"It seemed like a miracle to me that this frog had so many different coats. So now people come to see him and pray to him.”
I suppose it’s about as much use as praying to any other god. Which is to say, completely useless. There is a more serious problem though – it seems the frog won’t eat anything:
My one problem is that this frog does not appear to eat. I keep trying to feed it but it doesn’t eat anything. I don’t know what else to give it
Yeah that's right - they're worried he might croak. (Croak. Frog - croak. I kill myself sometimes.) But why? Hey, it couldn't be down to the fact that he's keeping the damn thing in a glass jar could it?
Seriously - that's no way to treat your lord and savior.