Heaven scent

I just heard on CNN that someone is selling the “scent of Jesus”. I immediately thought, cripes, someone has a 2,000 year old fart in a bottle! Keep the cork in Judas.

But no, apparently it is a candle called “His Essence”. 

Light up the candle called "His Essence" and its makers say you'll experience the fragrance of Christ.

Hope it smells good. If not, you might need some of this stuff.