God comes from a broken home

He broke most of it himself.

Perhaps he was angry because there were too many gays in the congregation or something. Yeah, that must be it.

(Yeah I know – fish in a barrel.)

Comments

[mouse]

Well that through me for a loop. WHen I was in elementary school, I read a short story by a similar title as this entry. I've been trying to find the same story for years to see if I liked it as much as I did at age 10.

So I just got all excited thinking maybe you'd found it for me. Alas, no. But you did find some stupidity for me to laugh at so thanks for that.

[Prometheus]

A few weeks ago, a friend told me that he had deduced that God was a cat. This made a certain amount of sense to me because - from what I've seen - God:

[1] Is capable of intense concentration when it suits him/her/it and utter disregard the rest of the time.

[2] Occasionally pounces on people or things for no apparent reason.

[3] Toys with people before killing them.

Very cat-like, in my opinion.

Let's face it - an omnipotent, omnipresent malignant (or at least indifferent, like many cats) god fits the available data much better than a benign god.

Prometheus (not a god, but tormented by them)