Do You Have Frog's Legs?

…Then hop over the bar and get me a drink.

Ba-Boom!

A frog that constantly changes color is being worshipped as a god in India:

Hundreds of people are flocking to Reji Kumar’s home in India daily to pray and ask for miracles.

[…]

The frog was a dazzling white colour when Reji, who is from Thiruvananthapuram, the capital of Kerala, in south India, first spotted it.

Then it changed to yellow and had gone grey by the time he got it home.

“By night the frog was dark yellow, and then it became transparent so you could see its internal organs," Reji, a life worker, reportedly said.

"It seemed like a miracle to me that this frog had so many different coats. So now people come to see him and pray to him.”

I suppose it’s about as much use as praying to any other god.  Which is to say, completely useless.  There is a more serious problem though – it seems the frog won’t eat anything:

My one problem is that this frog does not appear to eat. I keep trying to feed it but it doesn’t eat anything. I don’t know what else to give it

Yeah that's right - they're worried he might croak.  (Croak.  Frog - croak.  I kill myself sometimes.)  But why?  Hey, it couldn't be down to the fact that he's keeping the damn thing in a glass jar could it?

Seriously - that's no way to treat your lord and savior.

I pray that you buggers let me go.

Comments

[Pelger]

hahaha, is this real or a delayed april fools joke?, now you have another reason about why the chicken crossed the road: because it wanted to avoid ending up like the frog:
captive by a bunch of guys praying to it for miracles!,haha.

well, in some way the frog beats the other gods: it actually exists.

[William McBrine]

Imagine what he'd think if he ever saw a cuttlefish.

[Nomad]

maybe the color changing frog is part chameleon

[Larry Storch]

might be Hekat ?

[MTGAP]

At least it's smarter than worshipping someone you can't even see.

[frog]

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