Celebrities Say the Darndest Things

But “psychics” say even dumber ones.

If you don’t know who Heidi Montag is then (1) you haven't missed much and (2) you obviously don’t watch E channel’s The Soup as much as I do.  Anyway, she’s apparently some sort of reality TV star who has has numerous cosmetic surgeries (see picture).  A couple of weeks ago she hired a “psychic” to be her manager, as MSNBC reported in Heidi dumps Spencer as manager for a psychic:

After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.

Wow, a celebrity doing something dumb – dog bites man, in the parlance.  Funny thing though – two days ago, she fired him:

A week after hiring Malibu psychic Aiden Chase to replace Spencer Pratt as her business manger, Heidi Montag announced she'll go it alone.

"I have decided to part ways with Mr. Chase both as a manager and as a psychic…

Celebrity shows (albeit temporarily), some sense – that’s man bites dog!

Hum – the psychic got fired after one week.  I decided to check out the website of the psychic, Aiden Chase, and he claims:

my psychic gifts include clairvoyance

Clairvoyance.  And in this interview with Chase, he explains further what this means::

4. He Can See the Future:
"First and foremost I'm intuitive. I'm using that gut instinct, that third eye that we all have. I just have a heightened sense of intuition."

He can see the future.  (You know where this is going.)  But not only did this psychic douche bag not see his imminent firing, he still even now (that’s after the event, for those playing at home) doesn’t believe it’s happened:

"At this time, I am not aware of any change in my business relationship with Heidi Montag"

I guess he can see the future but not the past.

Look into my eyes and repeat after me, I have not been fired!

Comments

[Tom Foss]

You're less coherent than ever, Dennis. Exactly how does a video about relativistic time dilation equate to atheists "deny[ing] their own life element"? What is a "life element"? And you do realize that Einstein didn't believe in a personal god, right?

You know, instead of telling people to implement comment moderation, you could just stop leaving stupid looney-bin spam comments everywhere.

[Dunc]

I'm using that gut instinct, that third eye that we all have.

Wrong "third eye". That's your asshole.

[TechSkeptic]

LOL tom,

what?

[Tom Foss]

Yeah, sorry, I was responding to the usual Nostradumbass spam from Dave Mabus/Dennis Markuze, but Skeptico deleted it, so now I look like the incoherent one.

That's okay, he posted the same comment over at Bronze Dog's. I can make copypasta too.

[Nico]

I think you commented on the wrong post Tom..

[Skeptico]

Yeah, sorry Tom - I always delete any comments from idiot troll Mabus. Usually his drivel gets caught by the filters but occasionally he manages to trick them and a comment gets through, but only for an hour or so before the inevitable deletion.